Subject: Fw: The kids are all right!
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North
America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we
have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so
dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the
ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I
am.'
MILLIE: All right. 'I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in
his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is
a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My
Dog' is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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