Cain Train Jumps the Tracks, hopefully this time for good

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/14/herman-cain-libya-question_n_1093425.html

Another Repug OOPS! Herman couldn't remember his stand on Libya. Wouldn't you just love to have this Godfather Pizza dunce sitting in the Oval Office, trying to "get his bearings" in an emergency international crisis?  Republicans, who seem to prefer morons because, they say, "they're just like us!" are gung-ho to elect Herman as President. They like him, just as they liked Bush, another idiot who didn't know squat about the international scene. You may remember Bush asked the Brazilian president, "Oh, do you have blacks here, too?" as Condosleeza slithered to the floor in horrified embarrassment (but recovered enough to assure Duhmbya that "yes, they have blacks here, too.").  Unfortunately for our country's image, Condosleeza wasn't by her "husb's"* side to deter him from giving Angela Merkel a back rub (OMG!). When Bush tried that stunt, Merkel gave him a withering, dagger-filled look that made him back away.  These are the types of men the GOP delivers to the nation as "ready for primetime," only to have America be continually humiliated as the idiots display their massive ignorance in front of us and the world.  If Perry and Cain plan to continue in this mind-numbing fiasco of a presidential run, they will need to be fitted with backpacks under their jackets, like the one Duhmbya wore during debates, so they can get auditory coaching from their backstage cohorts.

*Could preternaturally self-composed National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice actually have a roiling inner life? Is she tormented by needs, longings, embarrassing fantasies? So the world wondered after New York reported what it benevolently called a "poignant faux pas" committed by Rice at a recent D.C. dinner party. What Rice reportedly said was this: "As I was telling my husb—" before abruptly breaking off and correcting herself: "As I was telling President Bush." Jaws dropped, we're told. And though nobody thinks Bush and Rice are "actually an item," we were nevertheless reminded that the unmarried Condi does regularly spend weekends with the president and first lady. (April 16, 2004, Slate)