Cheney may need heart transplant--has no discernible pulse

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/dick-cheney-heart-operation-vice-president-ready-heart/story?id=11170179

But it could take years to find a donor, if ever -- there aren't that many reptilian aliens on the planet who would be willing to donate their organs to save one of their own.  Their hearts are known to be very small, black and pinched, which is no doubt why Cheney has had so much trouble adjusting to this planet.  Maybe his daughter Liz could be convinced to donate her extremely tiny, almost invisible heart to save her Dad.  (Don't hold your breath on that one, Big Dick.)