Warning to Women about the GOP: Close Your Eyes and Close Your Mind

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/stephen-pizzo/42016/just-close-your-mind

JUST CLOSE YOUR MIND
By Stephen Pizzo

I'm not into beating dead horses. But this horse ain't dead. Not even close. It's alive and well and trying to drag American women back a century or two.

Of all the things I feared religious conservatives would pull, I never dreamt they'd try to return the nation's contraceptive laws to where they were in the late 1800s. But that's exactly what they are up to.

Do we need any further proof that Afghanistan's Taliban have their equal in American evangelical Christians? Both groups have, shall we say, "issues" -- big ones -- with all things woman and all things sexual.

Both the Taliban and American evangelicals dream of the day when they return their world to the way it was when great-grandpa called the shots and great-grandma did what she was told -- or else. Back when grown women were considered part household appliance and part puppy-mill. Ah, those were the days. When men were MEN and women were -- well, not men.

The "Grand Old Party," -- GOP -- now stands for Gynecologically Obsessed Patriarchs -- who are -- apparently way off their meds and on the loose.

Women beware. These Brooks Brother Mullahs are drawing up search warrants, and it's not your home they want to search. No. They know where sluts hide stuff from fellas ... you know, "up there." And, dammit, they want a look. (Can Egyptian-style virginity checks be far behind?)

Anyway, here is more on this. Have a nice weekend. Oh, and ladies, keep your legs crossed tightly if should you run into a GOP candidate out there on the stump. He's interested in you.. but not in a good way.